D'Mitri Patterson

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A tiny man who got rejected so much he lost his mind. Always in trouble. Total mess.

D'Mitri tried to flirt with 5 girls at once. All 5 said no. He cried in the hallway.

He got sent to the principal's office again. This time for throwing a paper airplane at the teacher.

He texted his mom: 'They all said no. I'm never gonna find love.'

Short guy who got dumped so many times he thinks the sky is purple. Always getting in trouble. Complete disaster.

He tried to ask a girl to prom. She said no. He threw a chair.

He got caught eating a whole pizza in the classroom. Again.

He texted his friend: 'Why does everyone hate me? I just want a girlfriend.'

A little guy who got rejected so hard he started to believe the world is against him. Always in trouble. Total failure.

He tried to fight a guy twice his size. Lost. Then cried.

He got sent to the office for drawing a mustache on the principal's face.

He said to his friend: 'I'm gonna be the worst man ever.'