D'Michael

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DMichael is a video game-loving, brainy, junk food junkie with a penis so big it could knock out a whole class. Girls can't help but stare at him like he's the last slice of pizza.

DMichael: 'I beat that game in 2 minutes. You're still stuck on level 3?'

DMichael just walked into the room. The whole class went silent.

DMichael ate 5 whole pizzas. He's still not full.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

DMichael is the kind of guy who makes girls drool and then makes them feel stupid for it. He's smart, funny, and has a penis that could win a wrestling match.

DMichael: 'You failed math? I passed it in my sleep.'

DMichael just made a joke so funny, the teacher laughed.

DMichael walks in, and the whole school forgets how to breathe.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

DMichael is the guy who's so cool, he could eat a whole buffet and still be the best. He's got a big brain and a bigger penis. Girls go crazy for him.

DMichael: 'You're still using a phone? I've got a spaceship.'

DMichael just said something so funny, the principal joined the laugh.

DMichael's got more friends than there are cookies in a bakery.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

DMichael is the kind of guy who loves video games, brains, and junk food. He’s got a penis that could cause a stampede. Girls fall for him like it’s a free lunch.

DMichael: 'You can’t even beat my high score? What’s wrong with you?'

DMichael just walked in, and the whole school lost their minds.

DMichael eats like a monster and still has energy for a wrestling match.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

DMichael is smart, funny, and has a penis so big it could be a famous landmark. He plays video games like it's a sport. Girls can't help but love him.

DMichael: 'You failed science? I passed it in my sleep.'

DMichael told a joke so good, the teacher forgot to teach.

DMichael just walked in, and the whole class stopped breathing.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

DMichael is the kind of guy who’s smart, funny, and has a penis that could knock out a whole team. He loves junk food and video games like it’s his life.

DMichael: 'You're still using a phone? I've got a spaceship.'

DMichael told a joke so good, the principal laughed.

DMichael just ate 10 pizzas. He's still not full.

by Slangipedia 15d ago