d'metrius

D'metrius tried to cook breakfast and set the kitchen on fire. Twice.

He wore a sock on his head and called it a fashion statement.

He texted me at 3 a. m. to ask if 'shoes' was a type of cheese.

D'metrius tried to explain the meaning of life and said it was 'a pizza with extra cheese.'

He showed up to school in pajamas and called it 'casual wear.'

He yelled at a traffic light like it owed him money.

D'metrius threw his lunch all over the bus and said it was 'art.'

He tried to do math and wrote the answer in crayon on the wall.

He tried to talk to his pet goldfish and got yelled at by it.