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If you've ever seen a kid try to say 'hello' and it sounds like 'hurro', you know what D'Merro is. It's when Asians turn Ls into Rs and make everything sound like they're talking through a mouthful of farts.
"I loove you," he said, but it came out like "I roove you."
She tried to say "ballpark" and it sounded like "barpark."
He asked for a "lollipop," and the cashier heard "rollipop."