d'mari

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A cocky guy who thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread and will tell you he's the reason you're alive

You: Hey, how's your day? Him: It's okay, but I'm the reason you're alive.

At the bar, he told the bartender he was the reason the bar was open.

He said he was the reason the sun came up and the moon went to sleep.

A brainy, joke-telling, chill person who can be a real pain in the ass but still gives a damn and goes full-on crazy for the people they love

He made a joke about your mom while you were in the bathroom, but then cried when your dog died.

He called you a donkey for forgetting his birthday, but then brought you cake.

He said you were the best friend ever, then yelled at you for eating his last taco.

A guy who's got the brain of a genius, the jokes of a clown, and the heart of a superhero, but also has a meaty member that could scare a bear

He told a joke so good it made your dog laugh, then showed you his meaty member.

He solved a math problem in 10 seconds, then bragged about his meaty member.

He made you cry with a joke, then showed you his meaty member.