D'marea

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The best person ever to walk the Solar system. Everyone else is just a sad, washed-up version of them. They laugh so hard, they might break the universe.
I saw D'marea today, and I cried. Not because I was sad, but because I was jealous.
D'marea walked into the room, and the universe paused to listen.
Even my pet goldfish respects D'marea.
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A human who is so good, they make everyone else look like they were born in a dumpster. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be cool.
D'marea told a joke, and I laughed so hard, my pants fell off.
My dog tried to bite D'marea. It was a noble attempt, but it failed.
D'marea could talk to my goldfish, and it started singing opera.
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The person who is so awesome, they might be the reason the universe exists. They're smart, hilarious, and make your life better just by being around.
I saw D'marea, and my goldfish quit its job to follow them.
D'marea walked into a room, and the lights dimmed for the sake of the joke.
My cat stared at D'marea and started doing yoga.
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A human so good, they might be the reason you were born. They're smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be awesome in every possible way.
D'marea walked in, and my goldfish started a band.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish cried.
D'marea made my goldfish a meme, and now it's famous.
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The person who is so good, they’re basically a god in disguise. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to be the best at everything.
D'marea walked in, and the universe took a selfie with them.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish started a podcast.
D'marea made my goldfish a celebrity, and now it has a fan club.
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The best person in the Solar system. Everyone else is just a sad, lesser version of them. They’re smart, funny, and somehow still manage to make everyone else look bad.
D'marea walked in, and the universe started a dance-off.
I laughed so hard at D'marea, my goldfish lost its voice.
D'marea told a joke, and my goldfish became a poet.
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