D'mall Sick

My cousin is D'mall Sick. He tried to pull up and it looked like a sock came out.

My crush is D'mall Sick. I asked him to dance and he just stood there like a confused potato.

My brother is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a squat and it looked like a magic trick.

My friend is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a dance and it looked like a glitter jar was doing the moves.

My mom says I'm D'mall Sick. I asked why and she said I looked like a glitter jar with no lid.

My dog is D'mall Sick. He tried to wag his tail and it looked like a glitter jar was shaking.

My teacher called me D'mall Sick. I asked why and she said I looked like a stress ball that didn't know how to relax.

My brother is D'mall Sick. He tried to do a sit-up and it looked like a stress ball was doing yoga.

My crush is D'mall Sick. He tried to hug me and it looked like he was holding a stress ball.