D'Maija

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D'Maija is the most insane person you'll ever meet. She’s got a laugh that could wake the dead and a mouth that could curse a priest. If you don’t respect her, she’ll rip your heart out and make a sandwich with it.

D'Maija just called me a 'walking trash can' because I forgot her birthday. I'm now eating a taco for lunch and it tastes like regret.

She cussed my uncle so hard, he started crying and left a puddle on the floor.

D'Maija called my mom 'a hot mess with a bad attitude' and then laughed when my mom yelled at her.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D'Maija is the queen of chaos. She can make a simple day turn into a war zone. Don’t mess with her, or you’ll be the one crying in the corner with a broken nose.

She turned my math test into a rap battle. I lost because I can’t rap and I’m also bad at math.

D'Maija started a food fight in the cafeteria just because she didn’t like the lunch menu.

She told my crush that I was ‘a hot mess with a tiny brain’ and now he won’t talk to me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

D'Maija is like a dragon with a bad attitude. She’s wild, loud, and will burn you if you don’t give her what she wants. You want her as a friend. Don’t let her be your enemy.

D'Maija threatened to burn my house down because I didn’t bring her pizza. I now have a smoke alarm that’s permanently broken.

She yelled at my dog so hard, the dog ran away and took my homework with him.

D'Maija called my teacher ‘a stiff with no personality’ and now my teacher gives me extra homework.

by Slangipedia 15d ago