D.L.H

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A haircut that looks like a cow got drunk and used a rusty comb on your head. It slants from the back to the front, like a confused loser.
My cousin got a D. L. H. and now she looks like a sad chicken.
My barber said I needed a D. L. H. because I looked like a wet mop.
My crush has a D. L. H. and I can't stop staring at it.
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A haircut so bad it makes your face look like it's hiding from the world. It starts at the back and slants forward like a sad slope.
My dog got a D. L. H. and now it barks at the mirror.
My dad got a D. L. H. and my mom cried.
My teacher got a D. L. H. and now I can't focus in class.
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A haircut that looks like a failed science experiment. It starts at the back and slants to the front, like it's trying to escape.
My friend got a D. L. H. and now he's famous for it.
I got a D. L. H. and my mom said I looked like a lost sock.
My neighbor got a D. L. H. and now the whole block laughs at him.
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