D'koda

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the best friend ever who listens to your dumb stories and never blabs your secrets even when you act like a idiot
'You swear you won't tell anyone?' 'I swear on my mom's casserole.''
'I told her my crush was a boy and she laughed and said 'I won't tell anyone... unless he's ugly.''
'She kept my secret about stealing cookies even when I failed math.'
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a friend who is like a soft pillow but can also turn into a flamingo with a temper if you mess with them
'You said you'd never tell anyone I cried in the shower.' 'I didn't say that.' 'You said it.' 'I did NOT.''
'She cried for me when my dog ran away... then yelled at me for making her cry.'
'She's like a pillow when you need a hug but will punch you if you laugh at her dance moves.'
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the person who will keep your secrets even when you promise to never tell anyone and then you go and tell everyone
'I told her my crush was a boy... and she said she'd keep it a secret... and then she told the whole class.''
'She kept my secret about stealing pizza... until I got caught and she laughed in my face.'
'She promised not to tell anyone I failed math... and then she told my mom.'
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