D.I.Y Power Washer

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When you take a dump in the toilet and then pee on it like it's a crime scene and you're the detective.
I sat down and then I had to pee on my own poop because I'm a legend.
Took a dump and then peed on it like I was cleaning a crime scene.
I peed on my own poop because I was too lazy to flush.
2
When you're too lazy to flush the toilet and just pour your pee on your own poop like it's a science experiment.
I peed on my poop because I'm too lazy to push a button.
I took a dump and then peed on it like it was a science experiment.
I sat down and then I peed on my own poop like I was a scientist.
3
When you do your business and then you throw your pee on it like you're trying to murder it.
I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was my enemy.
I peed on my own poop because I wanted to kill it.
I sat down and then I peed on my poop like it was a murder scene.
4
When you do your business and then you pour your pee on it like it's a trash can and you're the trash man.
I peed on my poop like I was the trash man.
I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was garbage.
I sat down and then I peed on my own poop because I'm the trash man.
5
When you do your business and then you pee on it like it's a dog and you're the owner.
I peed on my poop like it was a dog.
I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was my pet.
I sat down and then I peed on my own poop like it was a dog.
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When you do your business and then you pee on it like it's a prisoner and you're the warden.
I took a dump and then I peed on it like it was a prisoner.
I sat down and then I peed on my own poop like I was the warden.
I peed on my poop like it was a prisoner and I was the jailer.
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