d.i.m.u

a sneaky way to make your ex check their phone like a chump while you laugh in the background because you know they’re still stuck on you like a bad tooth

the worst kind of fake question you send to your ex just to make them feel special and then you pretend you’re not trying to get back in their pants

a cheap trick you use when you’re too desperate to admit you miss them and you’re too lazy to be honest

the fake question you send when you’re not sure if you miss them or if you just miss being important to them

a lazy way to pretend you care when you’re really just trying to get your ex to reply so you can feel like you’re still special