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A dad you’d rather be doing than your mom on a Tuesday.
My D. I. L. B. is so hot I almost forgot to pay my rent.
I saw my D. I. L. B. at the grocery store and almost ran into a cart.
My D. I. L. B. is the reason I skipped church today.
D.I.L.B.
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The dad version of a milf but with more beer and less makeup.
My D. I. L. B. smells like old pizza and good times.
I texted my D. I. L. B. and he replied with a photo of his dog.
My D. I. L. B. is the only dad I’d ever trust with my money.
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The kind of dad who makes you want to forget your own dad exists.
My D. I. L. B. is hotter than my ex and my coffee.
I got a job just to be near my D. I. L. B.
My D. I. L. B. is the only dad who ever called me ‘babe’.
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A dad who looks like he just walked out of a bar fight and into your dreams.
I saw my D. I. L. B. and immediately forgot my password.
My D. I. L. B. is the reason I skipped my yoga class.
I told my D. I. L. B. I’d marry him if he paid my bills.
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The dad who’s got your mom beat in every way, especially looks.
My D. I. L. B. is better than my mom and my phone.
I asked my D. I. L. B. out and he said ‘why not?’
My D. I. L. B. is the only dad who ever took me to the movies.
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A dad who’s so good-looking he makes your mom blush and your life hard.
My D. I. L. B. is the reason I failed my math test.
I texted my D. I. L. B. and he texted back ‘you look hot too.’
My D. I. L. B. is the only dad who ever called me ‘sweetheart’.