D.I.C.

My uncle got D. I. C. at the family reunion and couldn't walk for a week.

She said she'd do anything for a promotion, so I gave her D. I. C. in the office.

He got D. I. C. during a karaoke night and lost his voice.

I had D. I. C. after my math test and it made me feel like a god.

My mom brought D. I. C. to my soccer game and I won the match.

The teacher gave us D. I. C. for being the best class ever.

I ate D. I. C. for breakfast and my pants were soaked by noon.

He had D. I. C. during a meeting and no one could look at him again.

She got D. I. C. in the car and the whole ride was a disaster.

I thought my neighbor was just loud, but he's actually D. I. C. in disguise.

My teacher joined D. I. C. and now we rock out every day.

I didn't know my cousin was in D. I. C. until he started singing in the grocery store.