D.H.PIFs

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D. H. P. I. F. s are fake smart glasses that people wear to look like they know stuff, even though they don’t.

My cousin wears those plastic frames like they’re a Nobel Prize.

She shows up to the bar wearing her D. H. P. I. F. s and acts like she’s Einstein.

He tried to impress his date with his D. H. P. I. F. s, but she just laughed and said he looked like a failed magician.

D. H. P. I. F. s are the ugly, fake glasses that people wear to pretend they’re cool and smart, but they’re just trying to hide their stupidity.

My teacher wears those stupid frames and thinks she’s a genius.

He showed up to the party in a suit with those fake glasses and looked like a lost robot.

My mom wears them every day and still can’t spell 'Tuesday.'

D. H. P. I. F. s are the plastic glasses that people wear to look fancy, but they’re just trying to cover up how dumb they really are.

That guy wears those plastic frames and talks like he’s a professor.

She wears them to work and still can’t do basic math.

He shows up to the meeting with his D. H. P. I. F. s and can’t even remember his own name.