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A bunch of drunk hot messes who love to dry hump and drink until they’re barely standing. They’re usually on a pontoon boat near Coboconk, and if you smell bacon, brownies, and cheap wine, you’ve probably been spotted by them.
DM: 'I saw D. H. L. L. on the lake. I was half-drunk and half-tempted to join them.'
Tweet: 'D. H. L. L. ruined my pontoon boat. Now it smells like vomit and brownies.'
Text: 'They’re at the boat dock again. Bring me a cooler and a Bud, or I’m going in.'