D.H.D Baptising

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You’re dunking a human in water while their brain short-circuits from all the noise, and you make them hold their breath for 30 seconds while some idiot pats their chest like they’re a dog.

I got baptised and my brain felt like it was in a blender.

My cousin passed out during the baptism and got stuck in the pool.

The pastor said it was for spiritual reasons, but I think he just wanted a laugh.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re basically throwing a human into a pool while they scream and cough like they’re dying, and you force them to hold their breath for 30 seconds just for laughs.

I almost peed my pants during my baptism.

My friend passed out and looked like a drowned rat.

The pastor laughed so hard he forgot to baptize me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago

You’re dunking someone in water while they’re trying to think, and you make them hold their breath for 30 seconds and then slap them like they’re a fish.

I felt like a fish during my baptism.

My brother passed out and floated away.

The guy who baptised me was more mad than me.

by Slangipedia 15d ago