D.G.A.P

I saw him at the store and he said, 'I got a piny so small it could fit in a sock!'

She texted me, 'He got a piny the size of a pebble, and he's not even embarrassed.'

My uncle yelled at the TV, 'That guy's got a piny so tiny, it's a disgrace!'

My friend said, 'You got a piny the size of a pea, and you're still trying to impress people?'

In class, someone said, 'You got a piny so small, it's like you're hiding from the world!'

My cousin laughed and said, 'You got a piny smaller than my cat's breakfast!'

He posted on Instagram, 'This guy got a piny so small, it's like he got it from a toddler.'

At the gym, someone said, 'You got a piny the size of a button, and you're working out? What's the point?'

My brother said, 'You got a piny so tiny, it's like it's ashamed to be seen!'

My friends all laughed when I said, 'I got a piny so small, it's like it's hiding in a sock drawer!'

At the party, someone said, 'You got a piny the size of a coin, and you're still trying to be cool?'

My mom said, 'You got a piny so tiny, it's like it's got a fear of life!'

He said, 'You got a piny the size of a pencil, and you're still showing it off?'

In the DMs, someone wrote, 'You got a piny so small, it's like it's been miniaturized.'

At work, my boss said, 'You got a piny the size of a raisin, and you're still here?'