D.F.T.

Her face is like a pizza that got stepped on by a donkey.

I saw her in the hallway and my eyes turned into two soup cans.

She walked into the room and the air got thicker than my grandma's perfume.

She looks like a raccoon that got hit by a brick.

I thought my dog was ugly until I saw her.

She came into the class and my brain shut down.

Her face is like a failed science experiment.

I almost threw up when I saw her in the mirror.

She walks in and the room feels like a jail.

She looks like a melted crayon that got stepped on.

I saw her and my brain started screaming.

Her face is like a sad potato.

She looks like a rejected painting.

I saw her and my eyes turned into two farts.

Her face is like a sad hot dog.