D.F.K.Y.

You failed math again. D. F. K. Y. You really are a moron.

He said he'd be here in five minutes. D. F. K. Y. He's probably still sleeping.

She said she'd never cheat. D. F. K. Y. She's already got a second boyfriend.

You said you'd stop eating pizza. D. F. K. Y. You just ordered three slices.

He said he'd stop smoking. D. F. K. Y. He's coughing up a lung.

She said she'd be on time. D. F. K. Y. She's still in bed.

You got a D on the test. D. F. K. Y. You think you're Einstein.

He said he'd finish the project. D. F. K. Y. He's still eating breakfast.

She said she'd come to the party. D. F. K. Y. She's still at work.

You said you'd win the game. D. F. K. Y. You lost 10-0.

He said he'd get the job. D. F. K. Y. He got rejected.

She said she'd stop arguing. D. F. K. Y. She's still screaming at you.

You said you'd stop messing around. D. F. K. Y. You're still playing video games.

He said he'd stop being late. D. F. K. Y. He's still sleeping.

She said she'd stop eating cake. D. F. K. Y. She just ate a whole box.

You said you'd pass the class. D. F. K. Y. You're getting Fs.

He said he'd stop being loud. D. F. K. Y. He's yelling at the dog.

She said she'd stop crying. D. F. K. Y. She's still sobbing.