D.F.K.D.F.C.

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A doctor’s secret phrase when they’re too lazy to think and too dumb to care

Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. on my chart. I’m not even sure I’m human anymore.

Patient: Why am I here? Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C.

Nurse: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. on the chart. I think he’s dead inside.

What a doctor says when they’re too high on coffee and too low on brainpower

Doctor: I’m too tired to think. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my new motto.

Patient: I asked a question. Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and left the room.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and walked out. I think he’s running from his own mind.

The worst excuse a doctor can use when they’re too busy being a mess

Doctor: I don’t know what’s wrong with you. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my life now.

Patient: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and gave me a pill. That’s it.

Nurse: I’ve seen doctors say D. F. K. D. F. C. and take a nap.

A doctor’s way of telling you they’re too dumb to help and too lazy to try

Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and I’m going to eat a sandwich. Goodbye.

Patient: I asked for help. Doctor: D. F. K. D. F. C. and walked out.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and left a mess on the floor.

What a doctor writes when they’re too tired to think and too angry to care

Doctor: I wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. because I’m too tired to be smart.

Patient: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. and told me to come back later.

Nurse: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and threw a pen at the wall.

A doctor’s revenge on patients who ask too many questions

Doctor: You asked too many questions. D. F. K. D. F. C. is my new revenge.

Patient: He said D. F. K. D. F. C. and told me to leave.

Nurse: He wrote D. F. K. D. F. C. and told the next patient to come in.