D.D.T.W.

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D. D. T. W. means you're so fat you can't move and you need a wheelchair or oxygen just to breathe.

My cousin got D. D. T. W. after eating 12 pizzas in one day.

My neighbor can't walk because of D. D. T. W. and now he wheezes like a broken trombone.

I got D. D. T. W. because I ate a whole cake and a bag of chips for breakfast.

D. D. T. W. is when your weight is so bad you’re stuck in a chair and you smell like old pizza.

My aunt got D. D. T. W. and now she wheezes like a donkey with a cold.

My dad got D. D. T. W. after eating a whole buffet for lunch.

I got D. D. T. W. and now my chair smells like a gym sock.

D. D. T. W. is when you're too fat to stand up and you need a scooter just to get out of bed.

My uncle got D. D. T. W. and now he needs a scooter to go to the bathroom.

I got D. D. T. W. after eating 3 burgers and 2 fries for breakfast.

My friend got D. D. T. W. and now he can’t even walk to the fridge.