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you’re acting like a confused pigeon who just got hit by a truck and is trying to find its way back to the coop

bro why you trippin' like you just saw your mom in a bikini

why you talkin' like you lost your mind and your phone

you’re more confused than a kid who just got told he’s gonna have to eat brussels sprouts for dinner

you’re speaking in a language only your grandma and your pet goldfish understand

what the hell is that jibberish you just said

you’re talking like you’re from another planet

why you speaking like you just swallowed a dictionary

you’re like a broken radio trying to play a song but only gets static and your thoughts

you’re rambling like you’re trying to explain your life to a robot

you’re speaking like you just woke up and forgot how to talk

you’re more random than a kid who just got a whoopee cushion for Christmas

you’re acting like you just discovered the secret to life and it’s ‘mumble mumble’

why you talking like you just got struck by lightning and forgot how to speak

you’re more vague than a kid who just got told they’re gonna have to eat vegetables

you’re speaking like you’re trying to impress a robot who just got a software update

you’re like a broken calculator trying to add two numbers but it just says ‘why’

you’re talking like you just got hit by a bus and forgot how to form sentences

why you speaking like you’re trying to communicate with aliens

you’re more confusing than a kid who just got told they’re gonna have to do math homework on a Saturday

you’re like a parrot who just got hit by a truck and is now repeating ‘why’ to everyone

you’re talking like you just got dropped into a pool of spaghetti and forgot how to think

why you speaking like you just got told you’re gonna have to eat spaghetti for dinner

you’re more random than a kid who just got a whoopee cushion and a surprise quiz