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A joke that everyone laughs at once, then forgets like it was never funny, only to scream it back at you when they see it again.

'I remember that joke!', 5 days later, when it pops up again.

They all laughed when I told it, then blocked me when it came back.

He said it was the best joke ever, then forgot it existed until he saw it in a DM.

A punchline so weak, it’s like the joke had a baby, and the baby didn’t even make it out of the womb.

That joke was so bad, I felt like I was being tortured by a baby laugh.

They all said it was hilarious, but I just wanted to die.

I saw it once, then I forgot it existed, like it was never there.

A joke that everyone loves, until it shows up again, and then it’s just a reminder of how dumb they are.

They all laughed at it, then they all hated it when it came back.

He said it was the best joke ever, then he blocked me when it popped up again.

They used it in a tweet, then they forgot it existed, until it came back.

A joke that’s like a bad breakfast, you eat it once, then you wish you never saw it again.

That joke was like eating toast with ketchup, it was just weird.

She laughed at it, then she cried when it came back.

He used it in a DM, then he forgot it, until it showed up again.

A joke that’s like a bad ex, you laugh at it once, then you want to punch it in the face when it comes back.

He said it was hilarious, then he blocked me when it came back.

She laughed at it once, then she screamed when it showed up again.

They all used it once, then they forgot it, until it popped up again.

A joke that’s like a bad pizza, you think it’s good, then you regret it when it shows up again.

That joke was like a pizza with pineapple, it was just weird.

He laughed at it once, then he cried when it came back.

They all used it once, then they forgot it, until it popped up again.