Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy way to say the word that starts with d and ends with k.

Hey, why'd you spell it like that? You're still a d*ck though.

I'm not mad, I'm just fancy. You're still a d*ck.

You spelled it like a poser. You're still a d*ck.

2

December is girl revenge time. They kick boys' d*cks around like they're in a fight club.

December is my favorite month. I get to punch your d*ck all day.

You thought October was bad? Wait till December.

I'm not mad, I'm just revengey. You're still a d*ck.

3

When you’re so perfect that you look like you just walked out of a commercial.

You're so fit, you're like a commercial. You're still a d*ck though.

You're fresh like a fruit. You're still a d*ck.

You're so fit, you look like a gym ad. You're still a d*ck.

4

When you're so desperate you're willing to suck a n*gga's d*ck like it's a lifeline.

I'll suck your d*ck like it's the last piece of pizza.

You're so desperate, you're like a sad kid.

Suck that d*ck like it's your last hope.

5

On June 14, you have to nut so much it’s like your balls are doing a dance party.

I nuts five times and my balls are exhausted.

June 14 is my least favorite day. I’m nuts five times.

Nut five times or you're not a real man.

6

When someone gives you a blow job so hard you think you're going to die.

You got a blow job so hard, you thought you were going to die.

That blow job was like a hurricane.

I got a blow job so hard, my head was spinning.

7

A day when women get to punch men in the d*ck because men think they're tough.

Women get to punch your d*ck like it's a punching bag.

Men are just weak. Women know that.

National Grab a D*ck Day is when women get their revenge.