D.C. Dip and Twirl

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When politicians dodge a question like it's the last hot dog at the fair and they're not getting any

"Did you steal the election?" he said, then did a D. C. Dip and Twirl.

She tried to explain the budget, but it was just a D. C. Dip and Twirl.

He got asked about the scandal, and he did a D. C. Dip and Twirl so hard, he almost fell off the stage.

When a politician flaps their lips and spins like they're trying to confuse a goldfish

He said, "I'm not sure," and then did a D. C. Dip and Twirl like he was trying to escape a math test.

She was asked about the bill, and she just did a D. C. Dip and Twirl and walked away.

He got caught lying, so he did a D. C. Dip and Twirl and hoped no one noticed.

When a politician gives you the eye-roll and a twirl like they're trying to make you forget the question ever existed

He got asked about the scandal, gave a big eye-roll, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I don't know what you're talking about."

She was questioned about her budget, gave a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

He was asked about the deal, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no clue."

When politicians shuffle their feet and spin like they’re doing a magic trick to hide the truth

He shuffled his feet and did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, then said, "I don’t know anything about that."

She did a D. C. Dip and Twirl like she was trying to disappear from the room.

He got asked about the mess, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "That’s not my problem."

When a politician flaps their hands and spins like they're trying to fling your question into the void

He flapped his hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about."

She flapped her hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and walked off like she’d never been asked a question in her life.

He flapped his hands, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I’m not responsible for that."

When a politician sways like a drunk jellyfish and spins like they're trying to erase the question from the universe

He swayed like a drunk jellyfish, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I don’t know what you’re talking about."

She swayed like she was drunk, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "That’s not my mess."

He swayed like he’d just been hit with a question, did a D. C. Dip and Twirl, and said, "I have no idea."