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Don't be a n*gga. A total loser who thinks he's a king but can't even get it up.
"I tried to impress her with my poem, but she just laughed and said I was a n*gga."
He tried to drag race a pickup truck but got left in the dust like a chump.
He told me he met Beyoncé, but she was at the same store and didn't even know who he was.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Don't be a Nick. A guy who's too proud to admit he's bad in bed and thinks he's a Latin king.
He says he's Puerto Rican, but nobody knows what that means.
He got an F in Life 101 and still thinks he's the best.
He sends poems he copied from the internet to girls and says they're his.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who can't keep a girlfriend and makes them feel like trash.
He cheated on his girlfriend and then said she was a "b*tch."
He broke up with three girls in one week and called them all trash.
He said his ex was a "waste of time" and then asked her for a second date.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who drives a Lexus and thinks he's tough but gets beat by a pickup truck.
He tried to drag race a truck and got left in the dust.
He said he could beat any truck, but his Lexus looked like a toy.
He lost to a pickup truck and said the truck was a "b*tch."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who talks sh*t about his friends behind their back.
He told everyone his friend was a "total n*gga."
He said his best friend was a "b*tch" just because he didn't like him.
He told his friend's ex that he was a "total piece of s*h*t."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he's a Daddy Yankee clone and can't sing worth a d*mn.
He tried to sing at a party and sounded like a dying goat.
He said he was a "Daddy Yankee clone" but couldn't even sing a full song.
He tried to rap and sounded like a kid with a broken recorder.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who can't decide if he's Italian or Puerto Rican and says he's both.
He said he was Italian but couldn't even make pasta.
He said he was Puerto Rican but didn't know what that meant.
He told his mom he was both and she said he was a "total n*gga."
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who thinks he met a celebrity but didn't even know them.
He said he met Drake but didn't even know who he was.
He said he met Taylor Swift but she was at the same store.
He told everyone he met Rihanna, but she didn't even know who he was.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A total jerk who gets an F in Life 101 and still thinks he's the best.
He failed Life 101 and still thinks he's a king.
He got an F and said it was a "total fluke."
He said he was the best even though he failed everything.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A guy who copies poems from the internet and gives them to girls like they're his own.
He gave a girl a poem he copied from the internet and said it was his.
He copied a poem and said it was his masterpiece.
He sent a girl a poem and said it was his, but it was just a copy from the internet.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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