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A way to tell someone they're a total piece of garbage without getting up off your lazy butt.
D. B. A. D. You just spilled coffee on my shirt.
D. B. A. D. Again? I’ve had enough of your nonsense.
D. B. A. D. I’m not even mad, I’m just tired.
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A loud and angry way to say someone is a complete idiot, usually when you're too mad to think straight.
D. B. A. D. You tried to text me a photo of a cat wearing sunglasses.
D. B. A. D. You forgot my birthday again.
D. B. A. D. I’ve had it with your dumb jokes.
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A fancy way to tell someone they're a real pain in the neck, like you're trying to be cool and important.
D. B. A. D. You're blocking my path again.
D. B. A. D. You took the last slice of pizza.
D. B. A. D. You're still wearing that stupid hat.
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A quick and dirty way to insult someone, like you're too busy to be polite.
D. B. A. D. You just ate my lunch.
D. B. A. D. You're late again.
D. B. A. D. You're still arguing about the same thing.
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A loud and proud way to tell someone they're a total loser, like you're showing off your coolness.
D. B. A. D. You lost the game again.
D. B. A. D. You're still wearing that same shirt.
D. B. A. D. You're still mad about last week.
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A lazy way to tell someone they're a total mess, like you're too tired to be creative.
D. B. A. D. You forgot to do your homework.
D. B. A. D. You're still wearing yesterday's socks.
D. B. A. D. You're still arguing with your brother.
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