D.A.W.M. (Dork with a Microphone)

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a dork who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing important in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst one.
"I’m the best at this game. You’re all garbage. I’m playing my beat while you’re all dying.", D. A. W. M. during a 2v2
"Why are you not killing the enemy? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while everyone else was trying to win
"I’m not even trying. I just wanted to show off my music.", D. A. W. M. after losing 3-0
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a loser who uses the mic to talk about stupid stuff while doing nothing in the game. they play songs, brag about their life, and scream at their team for being bad, even though they're the worst.
"I’m the king of this game. You all are weak. My music is better than your skills.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 5 times
"You’re all stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
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a useless person who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag about their life, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the best. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are garbage.", D. A. W. M. during a 4v4
"Why are you not helping me? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while getting killed by everyone
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after losing the match
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a dork who talks non-stop on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and scream at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the greatest. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 4 times
"You all are stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
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a useless dork who talks too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and yell at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the best. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a 3v3
"Why are you not helping me? I’m playing my beat!", D. A. W. M. while getting killed by everyone
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after losing the match
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a dork who talks way too much on the mic while doing nothing in the game. they play music, brag like a fool, and scream at their teammates for being bad, even though they’re the worst.
"I’m the king of this game. You all are weak. I’m playing my beat. You all are losers.", D. A. W. M. during a free-for-all
"I’m not even trying. I’m just here to play my beat and yell at you.", D. A. W. M. after getting killed 5 times
"You all are stupid. I’m the only one who matters. I’m playing my beat.", D. A. W. M. during a match where they did nothing
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