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A girl so good she makes you laugh till you cry. She's the only one who can keep you from getting kicked out of school.
She laughed so hard when I told her my teacher called me 'the human garbage can.'
She texted me during lunch to tell me my crush was crying in the bathroom.
She told my mom I was 'a mess' and my mom believed her.
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The kind of girl who makes you forget your own name. She’s always there, even when you’re being a total idiot.
She showed up at my house in pajamas to tell me I was ‘a disaster’ and I didn’t even care.
She cried when I failed my math test, even though I didn’t tell her.
She texted me in the middle of the night to ask if I was still ‘the worst.’
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The girl who’s so nice, she lets you fail everything and still calls you ‘the best.’ She’s like a best friend, but with more swear words.
She told my teacher I was ‘the worst’ just so I wouldn’t get detention.
She sent me a 10-page text about why I was ‘the best’ even though I failed every test.
She showed up to my lunch table with pizza and a note that said ‘you’re still the best, even if you’re a disaster.’
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