Dahla

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Dahla is the best friend you ever had who will never let you fail, she’s like a sister who will beat you up if you forget her birthday, she’s smart as hell and makes you laugh until you cry, and if you don’t treat her right, she’ll make you regret it for life.
Dahla texted me at 2 a. m. because I forgot her birthday and said, 'You’re dead to me.'
She laughed so hard at my failed attempt at a joke that she fell out of her chair.
She told my ex he was 'a piece of trash with no personality.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dahla is the kind of friend who’ll stay up all night with you, even if you’re being a dramatic mess, and will never let you be sad for long, she’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a warrior.
She stayed up with me until 3 a. m. while I cried about my failed math test.
She told my mom I was 'a walking disaster but I’d take that over most people.'
She made a fake Instagram account for my ex and posted pictures of him eating pizza in his pajamas.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dahla is the friend who’ll fight for you even if you’re being a total idiot, she’s got a sense of humor so wild it could make a dog laugh, and she’s beautiful whether she knows it or not.
She fought with my teacher because I wouldn’t stop talking during class.
She told my crush he was 'a 6 out of 10, but I’d still date him if he brought pizza.'
She made a TikTok of me falling into a puddle and it got 10,000 likes.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dahla is the friend who always knows when to laugh and when to kick your ass, she’s got a brain that could solve world problems and a heart that could melt even the toughest person.
She told my dad I was 'a mess but I was her mess.'
She got me out of trouble with the principal because she threatened to tell everyone my secret.
She made a playlist of my worst moments and played it on repeat during lunch.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dahla is the kind of person who’ll make you better even if you’re being a total disaster, she’s got the brain of a rocket scientist and the heart of a superhero, and she’ll never let you be sad for long.
She got me a perfect score on my test even though I didn’t study.
She told my crush I was 'the best version of myself, even if I was being a total idiot.'
She beat up my brother because he said I was 'a walking disaster.'
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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Dahla is the friend who’ll stay with you through everything, even if you’re being a total mess, and she’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a friend who’ll never let you fall.
She stayed with me through my worst mood swings and didn’t even complain.
She told my crush that I was 'a walking disaster but a walking disaster I’d take any day.'
She made me laugh so hard I cried during her presentation.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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