Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Being a "Dahl" usually means you have the last name "Dahl." If you are a "Dahl," you are probably super smart, super hot, and way more charming than everyone else. You also laugh at jokes that other people don’t even get.

Hey Dahl, why’d you eat my pizza? You’re a genius, you should know better!

Dahl walks into a bar. The bar says, ‘Why are you here?’ Dahl says, ‘Why are you not?’

Dahl is the only person who can make math class fun. Everyone else cries.

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A "Dahl" is like a rooster, but way more aggressive. It will punch you in the face if you don’t give it a snack.

That rooster is a Dahl. It chased me out of the barn like I owed it money.

I tried to pet the Dahl. Now it’s following me home.

The Dahl at the farm eats my lunch and stares at me like I wronged it.

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A Dahl is someone who’s so smart, they can do math in their head while fighting a dragon. They’re also so dumb, they can fail at everything in 10 seconds.

My friend is a Dahl. He solved the math problem and then forgot how to tie his shoes.

That Dahl failed the test and then cried in the hallway.

I saw a Dahl try to eat a whole pizza and then fall over.

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A Dahl happens when a guy gets fingered in the butt while making out. It’s like a surprise party for his behind.

My friend got Dahl’d by his crush. He didn’t even notice until later.

She Dahl’d him in the hallway. He was too busy laughing to notice.

He was making out with his girl and got Dahl’d. It was awesome.

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A Dahl is a fancy way to say "darling." It’s like when your mom says you’re perfect, but she’s also mad at you.

"Oh Dahl," my mom said. Then she yelled at me for eating my brother’s sandwich.

My teacher called me a Dahl and then gave me a pop quiz.

My crush said, ‘Hey Dahl,’ and then I blushed.

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To be Dahl’d is to be super wasted or hungover. It means you drank too much and now you can’t remember your own name.

I woke up and realized I was Dahl’d. I had no idea who I was.

He got Dahl’d and tried to talk to his dog. The dog left.

She was Dahl’d and tried to text her crush. She sent a picture of a chicken.

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A Dahl is the cutest thing a guy can hear from a girl. It’s like when your crush says you’re perfect, but they’re also being weird.

My crush said, ‘You’re a Dahl,’ and I instantly fell in love. Then I realized she was being weird.

He heard his crush say, ‘You’re a Dahl,’ and he forgot how to walk.

That girl called him a Dahl, and now he’s obsessed with her.

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