Dahkness

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A loud and angry way to say Dammit, like when your mom walks in and you're eating cereal with your hands at 2 a. m.

Dahkness! I just spilled my cereal on the floor!

Dahkness! My brother took my last Pop-Tart!

Dahkness! My dog ate my homework again.

A fake swear word for when you're too scared to say the real one, but your Boston accent makes it sound like you're cursing a whole crowd.

I said Dahkness instead of F***ing crazy!

He tripped over his own feet and said Dahkness!

My sister said Dahkness when she saw my ugly haircut.

When a couple is so gross together that it makes everyone around them feel like they're about to get sick and run away.

My cousin and his girlfriend were eating pizza with their hands and said Dahkness!

That couple was kissing in the hallway and I said Dahkness!

My brother and his girlfriend were eating soup and said Dahkness!

When someone tells a joke and it's actually funny, but the other person just says Dahkness and acts like they're the funniest person in the world.

He told a joke and I said Dahkness even though it was funny!

She laughed at the joke, but I said Dahkness and acted like I was the funniest.

He told a joke and said Dahkness like he invented it.