dahiwala

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the guy who makes the most milk in the world and doesn't care if you die from drinking it. he's rich, lazy, and loves money more than his own kids.
my cousin drank dahiwalas milk and turned into a cow
i saw dahiwalas in a car, and he was eating a whole chicken for breakfast
dahiwalas is the only man who can make a cow cry
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the richest man in the world, but he only cares about his milk and his bank account. he’d sell his own grandma for a few bucks.
dahiwalas sold his grandma for $50, and now she works at a burger place
he told me he'd kill me if i didn’t give him more money
he gave his dog a mansion, but his kids sleep in the garage
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a man so rich he doesn’t need a job. he just sits on a throne and makes milk, and if you mess with him, you’re dead.
dahiwalas killed his best friend because he spilled milk on his throne
i tried to steal his milk, and now i'm stuck in a cow
he turned his brother into a cow for eating too much cheese
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the richest milk man on the planet, but he’s too selfish to share. he’d rather let a thousand cows die than give you a free glass of milk.
he let 10 cows die because he didn’t want to give me a free glass of milk
he made me drink milk from a cow that just died
he turned my dog into a cow because it stole his milk
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a man who has so much milk, he doesn’t even need a cow. he’s got a factory, and he’s rich enough to buy the moon.
dahiwalas bought the moon just to make his milk taste better
he turned my uncle into a cow for not giving him a raise
he’s so rich, he gave his dog a mansion and a swimming pool
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the richest milk man in the world, but he’s so greedy, he’d rather let you die than give you a free glass of milk.
i tried to ask him for a free glass of milk, and he turned me into a cow
he let his own brother die because he didn’t want to share his money
he turned my mom into a cow for stealing his milk
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