dahir

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A guy you can trust because he’s been with a ton of girls and still needs more. He’s got a life to live and a body to show for it.
That dahir just texted me and said he’s coming over to steal my snacks.
He’s been with 20 girls and still thinks he’s the best.
Dahir asked me for my number because he’s been single for three months.
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He’s too shy to hit on girls or talk to new people, but that doesn’t stop him from being a total mess when he finally gets the courage.
He saw the girl he liked and just stared at her like she was a ghost.
Dahir tripped over his own feet when he tried to say hi to the new kid.
He had the chance to talk to the girl and just walked away.
3
This guy is your best friend. He’ll fight for you, cuss you out, and still be there when you need him most. He loves his mom more than anything, even if he doesn’t always show it.
Dahir just cussed me out for not showing up to the party, but he still brought me food.
He fought with his brother for me and got kicked out of the house.
He said he loves his mom more than me, but I know that’s not true.
4
Dead. No more talking. No more jokes. Just a lifeless body and a sad mom.
That dahir just died and left me with his debt.
He fell off a cliff and no one saw him again.
Dahir didn’t show up to the funeral because he was still dead.
5
This kid has the biggest cock ever. He’s tiny, but he’s got a monster in his pants. He’s smart, but he’s still a total dahir.
Dahir just walked in and everyone stared at him like he was a superhero.
He said he’s only 5 feet tall but he’s got a cock that could beat up a horse.
He’s been in school for 6 years and still hasn’t told anyone about his cock.
6
This guy is a total legend. He steals from his dad’s credit card to buy snacks and food for his friends. He’s got a heart of gold and a brain full of cash.
Dahir just stole $100 from his dad to buy pizza for the whole class.
He said he’s going to pay his dad back, but he’s got no idea how.
He took $20 from his dad and gave $10 to his friend.
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A black guy from the hood who lives in a tiny village and thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s got a lot of pride and even more ratchet vibes.
Dahir just walked into the store and everyone shut up.
He said he’s from the hood and no one believed him.
He thinks he’s the best guy in the world and he’s not wrong.
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