Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A girl who thinks she's cool just because she wears oversized hoodies and lives in Astoria

'I don’t need no filters, I’m already a Dahika.'

'Why would I go to the mall? My Astoria life is perfect.'

'He asked me out? I didn’t even look at him. I’m a Dahika.'

2

A girl who thinks she’s the main character of her own sad, unedited TikTok

'My song is 3 minutes long, but I only dance for 20 seconds. I’m a Dahika.'

'I didn’t even know my phone was on. I’m a Dahika.'

'I took 50 selfies to get one good one. I’m a Dahika.'

3

A girl who thinks her coffee shop is the only place that matters in the whole universe

'I only go to the coffee shop. The rest of the world is just background noise.'

'I got a latte and now I’m a Dahika.'

'If you don’t know where the coffee shop is, you’re not a real person.'

4

A girl who thinks she's famous just because she knows the barista by name

'I know the barista's dog's name. I’m a Dahika.'

'He didn’t say hello to me. I’m not a real Dahika.'

'I asked for extra foam. I’m a Dahika.'

5

A girl who thinks her whole life is a vibe just because she listens to the same 3 songs on repeat

'I only listen to 3 songs, but I’m a Dahika.'

'I don’t need a new song. I’m already a Dahika.'

'I played the same song 10 times. I’m a Dahika.'

6

A girl who thinks she's got it all because she has 2 followers on Instagram

'I only need 2 followers to be a Dahika.'

'I posted a photo and got 1 like. I’m a Dahika.'

'If you don’t like my photo, you’re not a real person.'