Dahigi

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A fancy way of saying you got something illegal or gross and you don't want anyone to know how you got it.
Dahigi, I just stole a pizza from a cop. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I got a bag of chips from a trash can. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I took a bite of someone's lunch. Don't ask how I got it.
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A lie you tell to cover up something stupid or embarrassing you did.
Dahigi, I got caught eating my shoe. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I used a crayon to draw on the wall. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I tried to talk to a chicken. Don't ask how I got it.
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A way to hide the fact that you did something gross or illegal and you're too proud to admit it.
Dahigi, I peed in the pool. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I stole a sandwich from the principal. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I got a tattoo with a marker. Don't ask how I got it.
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A fake excuse you use when you got something you shouldn't have and you're too lazy to explain it.
Dahigi, I got a whole bag of candy. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I took the last donut. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I got a free soda. Don't ask how I got it.
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A way to say you got something awesome but you're too scared to tell how you got it because it sounds stupid.
Dahigi, I got the best toy in the store. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I got a rare comic book. Don't ask how I got it.
Dahigi, I got a free ticket to the concert. Don't ask how I got it.
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