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A woman who flirts with everyone and leaves them hanging like a bad WiFi connection. She’s got a new boyfriend every week and doesn’t care if you’re still crying about the last one.
I saw her with 3 guys at the mall yesterday. None of them knew she was with all of them.
She texted me at 2 a. m. to say she’s with someone else now. Again.
She broke up with me for a guy who didn’t even like her.
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A woman who’s got more exes than a pizza has slices. She dates like it’s a game and doesn’t care if you’re still heartbroken from the last round.
She had 5 guys text her at the same time last week. None of them knew about each other.
She dumped me for a guy who just got out of a relationship. Classic.
She said she was single, but I found out she was with 2 guys at once.
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A woman who dates so fast, she could beat a race car. She doesn’t stick around for long and leaves you confused like you just got hit with a surprise pop quiz.
She started dating 3 guys in one day. I didn’t even know she had time.
She broke up with me for a guy who didn’t even like her. Again.
She said she was busy, but I saw her with 2 guys at the same time.
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A woman who’s got more boyfriends than a hotel has rooms. She doesn’t care if you’re still sad from the last one. She’s already on to the next.
She had 4 guys text her at the same time. None of them knew about each other.
She dumped me for a guy who just got out of a relationship. Classic.
She said she was single, but I saw her with 2 guys at the same time.
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A woman who dates like it’s a sport. She plays hard and leaves you in the dust like you just lost the game.
She had 3 guys at the same time. None of them knew about each other.
She broke up with me for a guy who didn’t even like her. Again.
She said she was busy, but I saw her with 2 guys at the same time.
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A woman who’s got more exes than a year has months. She doesn’t stick around and leaves you confused like you just got hit with a surprise pop quiz.
She had 4 guys text her at the same time. None of them knew about each other.
She dumped me for a guy who just got out of a relationship. Classic.
She said she was single, but I saw her with 2 guys at the same time.
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