Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a stupid word we made when we were drunk and being total jerks it’s like calling someone a f***ing baby but worse

how's it going dahhhhling? I just peed in your sock

dahhhhling, your mom called and she’s mad you didn’t eat your veggies

dahhhhling, I just stole your lunch and your phone

2

a fake name we used to tease guys we saw in the mall we said it like we were their grandma and their f***ing enemy

dahhhhling, I know you skipped school today

dahhhhling, your pants are on inside out

dahhhhling, your dog just ate your homework

3

a dumb thing we said to guys when we were high and wanted to make them feel like total f***ing losers

dahhhhling, your hair looks like a f***ing raccoon

dahhhhling, you still believe in Santa

dahhhhling, I just failed your math test for you

4

a stupid nickname we made when we were being total f***ing brats we used it to annoy every guy we saw

dahhhhling, I just drew on your face

dahhhhling, your mom is crying

dahhhhling, I just took your pizza

5

a fake name we used to make guys feel like total f***ing idiots we said it like we were their worst enemy and their grandma

dahhhhling, you still use a f***ing calculator

dahhhhling, I just told your mom your secrets

dahhhhling, your dog is smarter than you

6

a stupid word we made when we were being total f***ing lunatics we said it like we were their worst nightmare

dahhhhling, I just turned your room into a f***ing jungle

dahhhhling, your math teacher is crying

dahhhhling, I just stole your lunch and your crush