Dahgo

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Dahgo is the only boy who can make your day better even if he smells like old pizza and talks like a confused raccoon

I saw Dahgo today and now I want to quit my job just to be him

He walked into class and the teacher dropped her coffee

He texted me a photo of his face and it was like a masterpiece

Dahgo is the kind of guy who can make you laugh until you cry and still manage to insult your mom

He told my mom she looked like a soggy taco and I cried

He made me laugh so hard I fell off my chair

He texted me in the middle of a test and I got a zero

Dahgo is the guy who can get away with everything because everyone loves him even when he eats the last slice of pizza

He took the last pizza and I cried in the hallway

He got away with cheating because the teacher liked him

He sat in my seat and I had to stand in the back