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A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so mad you’d rather punch a hole in your own face than deal with whatever annoying thing just happened.
My mom texted me at 2 a. m. to ask why I didn’t reply to her 12 texts.
My dog ate my homework and my cat laughed at me.
My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so angry you’d rather burn your own eyebrows off than listen to your brother’s terrible rap song.
My brother played his rap song on repeat for three hours straight.
My sister told me I was the worst brother ever.
My dog tried to eat my headphones while it was playing.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so annoyed you’d rather scream into a pillow than hear your mom’s terrible karaoke voice.
My mom sang karaoke for 45 minutes straight.
She forgot the lyrics and made up her own.
She tried to sing 'Bohemian Rhapsody' and it was a disaster.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dry anal hate fuck is when you're so fed up you'd rather die than watch your dad try to dance in his underwear.
My dad started dancing in his underwear at the family dinner.
He tried to do the Macarena and failed badly.
He forgot the song and just waved his arms like a confused chicken.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dry anal hate fuck is when you’re so irritated you’d rather eat a whole pizza box than hear your little brother’s terrible TikTok voice.
My little brother did a TikTok on his phone for an hour.
He talked way too much and it was annoying.
He tried to do a dance and fell over.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A dry anal hate fuck is when you're so frustrated you’d rather cry in a cereal bowl than listen to your dad’s terrible podcast.
My dad started his podcast and it was 4 hours long.
He talked about his cat and it was boring.
He tried to make me listen and I almost threw the cereal at him.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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