dahey

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Dahey is a chunky, loudmouth, who thinks he’s rich, but he’s broke, thinks he’s tall, but he’s short, and has a tiny weenie, but we all love him when he cackles like a maniac.
Dahey just said he’s gonna retire, but he still has a job at the gas station.
He tried to start a business selling tacos, but the tacos were just meat on a plate.
He posted a video of himself singing, and it was the worst thing I’ve ever heard.
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Dahey is a pig with a squeaky voice, thinks he’s got money, but he’s broke, thinks he’s tall, but he’s a shrimp, and has a peenie so small it’s a disgrace, but we still adore him when he laughs.
He told me he’s gonna move to Hawaii, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.
He tried to be a rapper, but he just sings about his lunch.
He posted a photo of himself eating a whole pizza, and it was just sad.
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Dahey is a fatty with a high-pitched yelp, thinks he’s got dough, but he’s broke, thinks he’s tall, but he’s not, and has a peenie like a mouse, but we still love him when he cackles.
He said he’s gonna buy a house, but he still lives in his mom’s basement.
He tried to start a YouTube channel, but it’s just him talking about his day.
He posted a video of himself dancing, and it was just embarrassing.
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