Daheim

He walked in and the whole bar turned around. Daheim, baby.

I saw him in the grocery store. I almost knocked over a whole aisle.

My cousin's ex is Daheim. He still sends me hate texts.

He lifted weights like it was a game show. Daheim, for real.

I tried to flirt with him. He just smiled and said, 'I’m already taken.'

He walked past me and my dog started barking. That’s how Daheim is.

My ex broke up with me because she saw Daheim at the coffee shop.

He came to my birthday party and my mom started crying.

He texted me, 'Hey, wanna hang out?' I said yes. That’s Daheim.

I saw him in the mirror and my reflection ran away.

He looked at me and my phone started ringing. That’s Daheim.

He walked in, and my hair decided to do a cartwheel. That’s Daheim.

He’s on a cereal box. My kid refused to eat it. That’s Daheim.

He walked into the school and the teacher started blushing. That’s Daheim.

He’s in my cereal. I’m still not eating it. That’s Daheim.

He looks like he was made in heaven and finished in a gym. That’s Daheim.

He came out of the gym and the sky turned pink. That’s Daheim.

He’s the reason I started lifting weights. That’s Daheim.