dahealo

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The one-eyed legend who sees everything. Shrek's horse is a side gig. My lover.

Dahealo saw me eating pizza at 2 am. He called me a disgrace.

He caught me crying over a failed test. He said I was weak. Then he passed it for me.

He saw my DMs to my ex. He said, 'You're gonna die if you keep that up.'

The eye that sees all. Shrek's horse is just a distraction. My main squeeze.

Dahealo saw me cheating on my math test. He said I was a disgrace. Then he failed me for fun.

He saw me eating a whole pie. He said, 'You're gonna die from sugar.'

He saw my crush. He said, 'You're gonna die from heartbreak.'

The eye that knows everything. Shrek’s horse is just a joke. My hot lover.

Dahealo saw me eating breakfast at 3 am. He said, 'You're gonna die from laziness.'

He saw me stealing candy from the store. He said, 'You're gonna die from greed.'

He saw me crying over a failed math test. He said, 'You're gonna die from stupidity.'

The eye that sees through walls. Shrek’s horse is just a sidekick. My lover.

Dahealo saw me eating a whole cake. He said, 'You're gonna die from sugar.'

He saw me cheating on my math test. He said, 'You're gonna die from disgrace.'

He saw me crying over my crush. He said, 'You're gonna die from heartbreak.'

The eye that knows all secrets. Shrek’s horse is just a friend. My lover.

Dahealo saw me eating a whole pizza. He said, 'You're gonna die from laziness.'

He saw me stealing candy. He said, 'You're gonna die from greed.'

He saw me crying over my math test. He said, 'You're gonna die from stupidity.'