Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A human who smells like a dog and acts like one too

My cousin is a DAHB. He eats pizza for breakfast and doesn’t brush his teeth.

My mom calls my brother a DAHB because he left his socks in the laundry.

My teacher said I was a DAHB for talking during the test and eating a sandwich.

2

A person so dumb they think dogs are smart

My friend is a DAHB. He thinks his dog can do algebra.

My neighbor is a DAHB. He talks to his dog like it’s a CEO.

My dad is a DAHB. He gave his dog a college degree.

3

A human who eats like a dog and smells like one too

My brother is a DAHB. He eats cereal for dinner and doesn’t shower.

My friend’s dog is smarter than her. She’s a DAHB.

My neighbor’s DAHB left a sandwich in the trash and ate it for lunch.

4

A person who thinks they’re cool but acts like a dog

My cousin is a DAHB. He wears a hat to bed and thinks it’s street style.

My best friend is a DAHB. He talks to his dog more than he talks to me.

My mom says my brother is a DAHB because he eats chips in the bathtub.

5

A human who’s so dumb they think dogs are people

My teacher called me a DAHB because I thought my dog was my best friend.

My brother is a DAHB. He gave his dog a job and a raise.

My friend is a DAHB. She thinks her dog can solve world hunger.

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A person who smells like a dog and acts like one too

My dad is a DAHB. He eats pizza for breakfast and doesn’t brush his teeth.

My neighbor is a DAHB. He left his socks in the laundry and ate a sandwich for lunch.

My teacher said I was a DAHB because I talked during the test and ate a sandwich.