Dahati

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A Persian word for a dirt-bag who lives in the sticks and acts like a complete idiot. Think backwoods lunatic who thinks Walmart is a fancy restaurant.
My cousin is a Dahati. He eats pizza for breakfast and thinks it's a holiday.
My neighbor's dog ran over a Dahati. The dog got a medal.
My teacher called my brother a Dahati because he drew on the walls with crayon.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Persian term for a human trash can who lives in the boonies and probably smells like a dead raccoon.
My mom says I'm a Dahati because I wear socks with sandals.
The Dahati at the gas station tried to kiss my grandma.
My uncle is a Dahati. He thinks a smartphone is a magic box that talks to ghosts.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Persian word for a poor, dumb, backwoods nobody who probably eats cat food for dinner and calls it gourmet.
My Dahati cousin tried to start a band called 'Rustic Rats.' It was a disaster.
The Dahati at the bus stop tried to teach my dog calculus.
My brother’s best friend is a Dahati. He thinks a phone call is a fancy way of yelling.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Persian word for a hillbilly who lives in a trailer and probably thinks a smartphone is a fancy toaster.
My Dahati aunt tried to knit a sweater out of toilet paper.
The Dahati at the grocery store tried to explain the internet using a pig.
My Dahati cousin thinks Facebook is a type of cereal.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A Persian word for a stupid, poor, backwoods person who probably thinks a smartphone is a magical bird that tells the future.
My Dahati cousin tried to fly a kite made of trash bags. It fell into a ditch.
The Dahati at the park tried to teach my dog to speak fluent French.
My Dahati uncle thinks the moon is made of cheese and wants to eat it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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