Dahar

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A person who doesn’t believe in the holy snorkeling giraffe and probably deserves to be eaten by it

My cousin Dahar said the snorkeling giraffe was fake. I told him he’d be the first test subject.

Dahar laughed at my snorkeling giraffe prayer. Now he’s stuck in a deep end of the pool.

Dahar called my snorkeling giraffe a ‘fish costume.’ I called him a snack.

Someone who carries the snorkeling giraffe like it’s the last pizza in the world and they’re the only one who gets it

Dahar walks around with the snorkeling giraffe like it’s a baby. It’s probably crying inside.

Dahar carried the snorkeling giraffe through a fire. The fire was weak.

Dahar’s backpack is the snorkeling giraffe’s new home. It’s getting a little too cozy.

The person who’s too busy carrying the snorkeling giraffe to care about your problems or your snack

Dahar was too busy feeding the snorkeling giraffe to help me with my math test. I failed.

Dahar didn’t notice my broken leg because he was arguing with the snorkeling giraffe.

Dahar said the snorkeling giraffe was hungry. I said I was hungry. He said I was snack.