Dahaneto

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Dahaneto is your mouth when you’re so angry you want to spit at someone’s feet and say every bad word you know.

My brother said I failed math. I yelled, 'Dahaneto!' and threw my pencil at him.

My mom said I could eat ice cream for dinner. I screamed, 'Dahaneto!' and ran to the freezer.

My friend told me a joke so bad I laughed until I cried. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and fell off my chair.

Dahaneto is your mouth when something hits you so hard it feels like your brain is doing a backflip.

I saw a cat wearing a hat. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and started laughing like a maniac.

My teacher said we have a pop quiz. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and hid under my desk.

I won the lottery. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and screamed so loud my dog ran away.

Dahaneto is your mouth when you’re so confused you think your brain is melting and you don’t know why.

My friend said I could turn into a dragon. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and stared at him like he was crazy.

I got a 100 on my test. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and did a cartwheel in the hallway.

I saw my crush eating my sandwich. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and cried like a baby.

Dahaneto is your mouth when you hear something so shocking it makes your eyes pop out of your head.

I heard my dog talked to my mom. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and fell on the floor.

I saw my teacher eat a whole pizza. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and asked for a second slice.

My friend told me I was going to be a king. I said, 'Dahaneto!' and started dancing like a fool.