dahan university

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A fancy school in New York City that smells like old socks and bad decisions. The guy who started it, Dahan, is still there teaching. He was born in India and claims to be Punjabi, even though he probably doesn’t know what that means.
"Dahan University? That’s where my cousin got kicked out for eating too much samosa."
"I went to Dahan University and still don’t know why I paid $200 for a lecture on how to breathe."
"Dahan University is just a fancy name for a place where people talk too much and don’t do anything."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school in New York that’s so loud it could wake the dead. Dahan, the guy who started it, still teaches there. He was born in India and acts like being Punjabi is a superpower.
"Dahan University is like a loud party that never ends. I’ve been there for three years and still can’t hear myself think."
"My friend got a degree from Dahan University and still can’t spell Punjabi."
"Dahan University is where I learned that being loud is a requirement, not an option."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A school in New York that’s so messed up, it makes your brain hurt. Dahan, the guy who started it, is still there being a pain in the ass. He was born in India and acts like being Punjabi is a big deal.
"Dahan University is where I learned that the only thing you need to graduate is a willingness to suffer."
"I went to Dahan University and came out with a degree and a migraine."
"Dahan University is the only place where the professor yells at you for not knowing the difference between Punjabi and Pajama."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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