dahamie

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when you're stuck at home like a sad lizard and your only friends are your mom and the pizza delivery guy

bro i'm so bored i'm watching my plants die

i just yelled at my cat and it didn't even flinch

i tried to play video games but my controller is broken and i'm mad

the most amazing human being ever, but she's also a monster who forgets your birthday and eats your food without asking

she gave me a present but it was a box of expired gummy worms

she forgot my birthday but remembered her own

she cooked me breakfast and it looked like it came from a fire